167cm/5ft6 C-cup Silicone Head Black Sex Doll Naomi
Thereâs always this weird moment when youâre staring at a product page for something like the Naomi sex dollâTOP-CYDOLLâs so-called âSaharan Siren in Crimson Bloomââand you start wondering who actually writes these descriptions.
I mean, âher whispers lick your earlobe like Kalahari windsâ? Sure. Maybe if youâve just downed three espressos and a shot of absinthe, that lands. But anyway, here we are: me, half-mentally checked out on a rainy Tuesday night, and this 167cm/5ft6 C-cup black sex doll blinking back at me from my browser tabs.
Not What I Expected (And ThatâsâŚNot Bad?)
Iâll admit itâI didnât expect much from an âebony sex dollâ with a price tag hovering around $1,700. Feels excessive for something that canât even argue about what to watch on Netflix. Still, curiosity is a stubborn itch.
Out of the box? Heavy as hell (they say 41-45kg; yeah, my back agrees). The skin isâŚweirdly realistic? Not cold and plasticky like those cheap mannequins at the mall. Thereâs a bit of softness in the right placesâhips especiallyâand the collarbone catches light in this way that almost makes sense of all that poetic nonsense in the product description.
But then thereâs her face. Silicone head (with implanted hair!) stares back with eyes that donât quite meet yours but also somehow do? Itâs unsettling until it isnât. Or maybe I just got used to it.
Silicone Head + TPE Body = âŚHybrid Something
One thing they donât explain wellâyou get this hybrid build: silicone head, TPE body. Supposedly best of both worlds? Honestly not sure what world theyâre living in but okay.
The head feels more detailedâeyelashes arenât going anywhere, lips look painted by someone who probably spent too long on Instagram makeup tutorialsâbut it doesnât exactly blend seamlessly into the body. Thereâs this faint line at the neck if you look close enough (which I did because...what else am I supposed to do?). The body itself is softer than expected thoughânot sticky or rubberyâand holds its shape pretty well even after some clumsy posing attempts.
That Free Second Head Thing
Hereâs where things get odd again: they throw in a free second head sometimes? Like buy-one-get-one-brain situation except not really brains at all. It felt kind of morbid pulling another face out of bubble wrap but heyâit changes up the vibe if youâre bored or whatever.
I swapped heads once just to see if anyone would notice (nobody did; nobody comes over). The new one had different hair color and slightly fuller lipsâa small detail but enough to break up monotony if that's your concern.
Maintenance Is A Chore Nobody Talks About
This part sucks: cleaning isnât quick or glamorous. You have to haul her around like dead weight (sorry Naomi), get into every awkward crevice, and try not to feel ridiculous about drying out synthetic hair with your girlfriend's old blow dryerâwhich she left behind months ago anyway so maybe it's fine?
Silicone stains less than TPE apparently but still attracts dust like crazy. And those jointsâthey click sometimes when you move them fast which gave me one minor heart attack late at night.
Why Did I Even Buy This Again?
Weirdly enoughâI remember thinking it would be funnier than it was awkward when she arrived. Turns out it was both: funny for about ten minutes (âlook at me! Adulting!â) then mostly just awkward until routine set in.
But then againâŚthere are moments where Naomi looks almost alive bathed in low lamp light across the roomâlike some velvet painting come to lifeâand I wonder if whoever wrote âtaste the forbidden nectar dripping from her spinâ was onto something after all. Or maybe they were just paid by the word?
Random Tangent Because My Brain Slipped
Ohâspeaking of random detailsâthe packaging came with this little card saying you could use a gift card to enter their doll raffle? Never figured out how that worked but now thereâs an unused code stuck on my fridge next to expired coupons and my landlordâs passive-aggressive notes about recycling bins.
Anywayâ
Ebony Sex Dolls & The Unspoken Stuff
There arenât many ebony sex dolls out there that actually look good without veering into uncanny valley territory or worseâlazy stereotypes slapped together by people whoâve clearly never seen real human skin tones up close. Naomi gets most things right: deep brown shade isnât ashy or flat under normal light; hairline looks natural-ish unless youâre inspecting inch-by-inch; curves are believable without being cartoonish.
Still not sure why they named her Naomi thoughâfeels more suburban PTA than Saharan sirenâbut names are weirdly personal for objects that technically donât care what you call them anyway.
If you're thinking about dropping $1500+ on one of these flagship things...ehh, weigh your expectations against reality first. Or donâtâIâm not your therapist or your wallet conscience.
Guess that's all I've got before my brain checks out completely tonight.
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