173cm/5ft8 D-cup Big Boobs Silicone Realistic Black Sex Doll Ellie Cocoa
Tall, Expensive, and⌠Actually Realistic?
Iâll just say it: when you see a listing for a 173cm (5'8") D-cup big breast sex dollâespecially one called âEllie Cocoaââitâs hard not to roll your eyes. Above $2500? For a doll? I donât even spend that much on my laptop. But curiosity is a weird thing and, well, sometimes you end up down internet rabbit holes at 2am. Fanrealâs Ellie Cocoa is marketed as a high quality silicone sex doll, full body, custom everything, comes with free second head (yeah), and apparently she weighs somewhere between 79-88 lbs (36-40kg). Thatâs not light. I mean, try moving that around your apartment without feeling ridiculous.
The Details They Donât Shout About
The product pages are always shouting about the âbig boobsâ or the D-cup thing like itâs the main selling point. Maybe it is for some peopleâIâm honestly more interested in how these things actually look in real life versus those too-perfect promo shots. The photos show Ellie as this glossy-skinned ebony sex doll, supposedly modeled after some celebrity vibe (they never say who). Sheâs tallâover 170cm/5ft7âwhich isnât exactly common for these dolls. Most stop short of that height because shipping gets expensive and storage gets⌠complicated.
Anyway, they throw in all sorts of perks: get $205 kit free, use gift card to enter some raffle for another doll (imagine winning two of these), plus 10% off if you catch them during whatever random sale week theyâre running.
Where Reality Gets Weird
Hereâs where skepticism really kicks in: ârealistic.â These companies love tossing that word around. Yes, silicone feels better than old-school TPE stuffâthereâs less smell and the skin doesnât feel as stickyâbut thereâs still something uncanny about holding a life-size person-shaped object that doesnât move unless you drag her by an arm or leg. And with Ellie being part of their august 2024 product drop (the new head design?), maybe theyâve fixed some things since last year but⌠who knows until you see one outside studio lighting.
Also: lifting nearly ninety pounds up and down stairs is no joke if you live alone.
Custom Is Supposed To Mean Something
They call her a âfanreal custom full size female sex doll,â which sounds impressive until you realize most customizations are hair color or eye shade swapsânot actual body tweaks unless you want to pay extra. The big draw here is probably the skin tone; there arenât enough realistic-looking black sex dolls out there that arenât just painted lighter dolls darker (which looks wrong up close). Ellie has better detailing than mostâfingers look like fingers instead of sausagesâbut I wouldnât call her indistinguishable from a real person.
And yet⌠there are fans who swear by this brand. Maybe Iâm missing something?
That Awkward Moment With Delivery
One thing nobody tells you about buying any full body sex doll over five feet tall: delivery is awkward as hell. Even if it ships discreetlyâand Fanreal does tryâit still means getting a massive box dropped at your door by someone who probably knows what it is but pretends otherwise. If youâre not home? Good luck explaining to your neighbor why FedEx left a six-foot-long package on your porch.
There was this moment when I thought about unboxing one myself just for review purposesâthen realized I had nowhere to store it except maybe under my bed (which isnât even high enough).
Is It Really Worth Over $2500?
Letâs be honestâa lot of people buy these on impulse or fantasy alone and then regret it later because reality hits different than expectation does online shopping at midnight ever deliver what we hope? The price tag isnât small change either; above $2500 could cover rent or an actual vacation somewhere warm.
Still, the appeal makes sense if youâve been looking forever for something specific like ebony sex dolls with actual height and solid constructionânot those cheap knockoffs that fall apart after three months.
Random Tangent About Celebrity Sex Dolls
Brief detour here: every few months there seems to be buzz about âcelebrity sex dolls.â Most are nothing like their supposed inspiration except maybe vaguely similar hair styles or face shapes if squinting hard enough in dim light. Ellie Cocoa claims some kind of celebrity aura but doesnât name namesâwhich almost makes me respect their restraint? Or maybe theyâre dodging lawsuits.
Either way, calling anything âcelebrityâ just sets expectations sky-highâand usually leads to disappointment when reality shows up at your doorstep in bubble wrap.
One Last Thing Before My Brain Melts
If anyone asks whether these tall D-cup black silicone dolls are worth checking outâIâd say only if you know what living with one actually involves (lifting heavy things, cleaning routines nobody mentions, storing parts so visitors donât freak out). There are perks like free heads and kits but also downsides nobody tells you upfront until after money changes hands.
Maybe next time Iâll stick with window shopping instead of seriously considering adding another human-sized object to my already cramped apartmentâunless curiosity wins again. Which⌠yeah, probably will happen eventually anyway.
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