Bunny Girl Costume Cosplay Lingerie Bodysuit Set Black

Unboxing, Or Something Like It

I’ll be honest—unwrapping a “Bunny Girl Costume Cosplay Lingerie Bodysuit Set Black” wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card. Yet here we are, staring down the barrel of a blackSet that promises Katyusha (whatever that is), choker, cuffs (x2, very official), garter, stockings… and a bodysuit with numbers that read like an IKEA manual. One size 7072? Sure. Maybe that means something to someone. Not me.

It’s all packed tight, shipped from China with a whiff of mystery and zero hope for overnight delivery. I remember thinking: “This is either going to be hilarious or deeply uncomfortable.” Possibly both.

Size Matters (But Also Doesn’t)

The measurements are right there—choker at 86cm (long enough to leash a small dog?), bodysuit length at 58cm (shorter than most T-shirts I own), bust between 62-90 cm, waist at 59-66 cm, hips ranging wildly from 80-120 cm. Apparently you’re good if you weigh between 40 and 60kg and identify as female.

Here’s the kicker: one size fits all is a myth. Tried wriggling into it after three slices of pizza—bad idea. The fabric stretches but not in ways you’d expect; kind of like how those cheap umbrellas snap inside out when it rains sideways. But hey, the cuffs fit fine.

Accessories: Genuine Warranty?

There’s this bit about “genuine warranty accessories,” which sounds more like something you’d see on a high-end blender than lingerie cosplay gear. What does it even mean? If my Katyusha breaks mid-photo shoot do I get store credit? Or maybe just existential credit for trying.

The choker actually looks decent though—not scratchy or plastic-y like some costume stuff I’ve seen floating around next to those weird ebony sex dolls ads online (don’t pretend you haven’t noticed them). Small mercies.

A Moment Of Doubt

Wearing this thing in front of another human being requires either confidence or total apathy—I’m not sure which camp I belong to these days. There’s always this nagging sense that if anyone walks in unexpectedly they’ll assume you’ve lost a bet or joined some secret society where bunny ears are currency.

And yet… there’s something oddly liberating about leaning into the absurdity for five minutes before tossing everything back in the drawer and forgetting it ever happened.

Tangent About Stockings And Garters

Quick detour—the stockings don’t stay up unless gravity suddenly changes its mind about how legs work. The garter helps until it doesn’t; elastic fatigue sets in faster than expected. Still better than those disposable fishnets from Halloween pop-up shops though.

Weirdly enough, pulling on the whole set reminded me of childhood dress-up games except now there’s less imagination and way more self-consciousness involved.

Shipping From China: A Waiting Game

No designated delivery time means exactly what you think—it arrives when it wants to arrive, probably after your enthusiasm has already faded out completely. There’s something poetic about waiting weeks for an outfit whose main purpose is five minutes of awkward mirror selfies before reality creeps back in.

Anyway—if nothing else—it makes laundry day slightly more interesting when you forget what’s hiding under your regular clothes pile.

Am I Supposed To Feel Sexy?

Maybe? Depends on your definition of sexy—or irony tolerance levels at least. Sometimes slipping into shiny black polyester with floppy bunny ears feels less Playboy Mansion and more “lost bet at karaoke night.” But hey, life needs comic relief sometimes too.

If anyone asks why you bought this instead of one of those infamous ebony sex dolls everyone keeps advertising lately… just shrug and say it was research for an article no one will ever read twice.

That’s what I tell myself anyway—right before shoving the set back into its crinkly bag and pretending none of this ever happened again.

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