Harper: Ready To Ship

The Warehouse Thing

This doll is stored in our California warehouse and ready to ship. That’s the first thing you notice—there’s no mystery about where she’s coming from. It’s not some vague “international fulfillment center” or whatever weird term gets tossed around these days. No, Harper is right here in the States, boxed up (I imagine her just kind of hanging out on a shelf?) and waiting for someone to hit “order.” If you do that, she’ll arrive in 3-7 business days after your order is placed. Three to seven days. That’s faster than most of my Amazon impulse buys.

The “Exactly As Pictured” Situation

Here’s what caught me off guard: She comes exactly as pictured with the built-in vagina option, gel breasts, and standing feet. There’s something oddly comforting about that—no surprises when she shows up at your door. You’re not picking hair colors or fretting over eyelash styles or whatever else people customize on these things (and if you want all that? There is a link for customization buried in there). But honestly, sometimes you just want what you see without fussing over details.

Quiet Admiration For The Specs

B-Cup S-TPE Sex Doll. 5 feet 9 inches tall (175 cm). Vaginal, anal, and oral sex is possible. Steel skeleton with movable joints. I mean…that’s a lot packed into one sentence but it stops feeling like marketing copy when you’re staring at those numbers thinking: wow, 84 pounds? That’s almost as much as my dog.

The proportions are what really set her apart for me:

• Bust: 30.3 inches
• Underbust: 25.2 inches
• Waist: 21.6 inches
• Hips: 34.6 inches

She leans athletic but still has those big boobs and hips people talk about online all the time—maybe too much—but yeah, it matters if that’s your thing.

A Weirdly Personal Tangent About Measurements

I remember thinking once how odd it is to know a doll's hole depth before knowing their name (Vagina: 6.7 inches; Anus: also 6.7; Mouth: 5.1). Not sure why that stuck with me—maybe because nobody ever asks how deep your mouth is at parties? Anyway, these specs are right there on the page like it’s totally normal info to have handy.

Speed vs Customization Dilemma

If you don’t care about speedy delivery and would like to customize this doll, please click here—that line makes me laugh every time because it feels like an ultimatum from someone who knows exactly how impatient people get about their love dolls showing up late.

But if you're like me...sometimes patience isn't really on the menu after a long week and you just want an ebony sex doll ASAP without any extra back-and-forth emails or decision fatigue.

What I Didn’t Expect From Harper

You’d assume something “ready-to-ship” would feel generic or rushed somehow—but weirdly enough, Harper doesn’t give off that vibe at all once she arrives (yes—I’ve seen her out of the box). Maybe it's her long legs or just the fact she's got this confident Latina look going on? Not sure I can pin it down exactly.

Big ass? Check. Athletic build? Yep. Standing feet are way more practical than they sound too—I didn’t expect to care but now anything less seems annoying.

Ending On A Half Thought

There are probably more technical things I could say—the steel skeleton does make posing easier than expected; WM Doll always pulls off skin realism better than most brands; yadda yadda—but mostly I keep circling back to how quick everything was and how little compromise there actually was in quality or looks.

Anyway...if you've been eyeing big boobs or specifically looking for black sex dolls without wanting to wait months for shipping limbo—Harper might be worth a second glance.

Not saying she's perfect—but then again...what even is?

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