Jada: Dark Skin Sex Doll
Iâm not sure why I thought ordering a sex doll online would be simple.
Maybe itâs all the flashy banners and âdiscreet shippingâ promisesâlike, yeah, okay, but what about the three weeks of checking my tracking number like some kind of desperate raccoon? Anyway. Hereâs what happened with Jada.
Unboxing Is⌠Not Exactly Thrilling
You ever get a package youâve been low-key anxious about for weeks? Thatâs me on delivery day. Box shows up looking like it could contain literally anythingâno labels, no hints, just plain cardboard. I guess thatâs a win for discreet packaging (which is probably more important than you realize until youâre actually signing for it).
Inside? There she is. Jada. A 5 foot 2 inch dark skin sex doll with this weirdly vibrant red hair that doesnât really match her catalog photos, but whateverâlighting is always weird in those promo shots anyway.
Sheâs heavier than I expected (84 lbs isnât nothing), and trying to maneuver her out of the box feels like wrestling an extremely passive mannequin who refuses to help at all.
Details That Actually Matter
The specs are everywhere on the websiteâbust: 32.7 inches, waist: 20.7 inches, hips: 35.8 inchesâbut honestly, numbers donât mean much until you see them in real life. Sheâs got G-cup proportions somehow squeezed onto this narrow frame; not cartoonish exactly, but definitely⌠pronounced.
Her TPE skin feels soft enough if you warm it up a bit first (cold Jada is not a vibe). The steel skeleton inside lets her hold poses better than some other ebony sex dolls Iâve seen floating around forumsânot floppy at allâwhich matters if youâre into photography or just want something less lifeless-looking propped up in your room.
Functionality (Letâs Just Say It)
There are three options here: vaginal (7.1 inches deep), anal (6.7), oral (5.9). Yes, someone measured these things down to the decimal pointâI guess that matters for some people? In practice⌠well, letâs just say the mouth option isnât as realistic as advertised unless your thing is talking to mannequins with locked jaws.
But heyâthe main two work fine if you use enough lube and donât expect miracles from gravity.
Waiting Game
Shipping was free internationally which sounded great until I realized âprocessing timeâ means two weeks before they even think about sending it outâand then another week before arrival if customs isnât feeling dramatic that month.
Three weeks felt longer than it should have because every email update was basically âsoon.â But at least when she did show up no one knew what was inside except me and probably half of UPS by now.
Something Odd About The Red Hair
Hereâs where things get weird: Jada comes with this fire engine red wig that looks more cosplay than anything elseâwhich threw me off because most ebony sex dolls go for black or brown hair by default. I kept thinking maybe they sent me the wrong model or mixed up orders somewhere between China and my doorstep.
But after messing around with different wigs from Amazon (they actually fit pretty well), she looked more like what I pictured back when I hit âadd to cart.â Maybe next time theyâll offer more hair color choices upfront instead of surprise anime vibes?
Living With Her Around
Iâll admit there were moments when having a full-sized WM doll sitting silently in my apartment felt weirder than expectedâespecially late at night when shadows make everything look haunted and vaguely judgmental.
Still⌠there are upsides nobody talks about much: clothes fit surprisingly well because her measurements are close to standard small womenâs sizes; posing her for photos is oddly satisfying if youâre into that sort of thing; cleaning is tedious but manageable once you get into a routine (pro tip: microfiber towels).
Sometimes friends ask about storage or privacy issuesâI usually just say she stays in my closet during visits because explaining feels awkward even after all this time.
Did It Live Up To The Hype?
I keep seeing reviews hyping up these TPE sex dolls as life-changing or whateverâthat wasnât really my experience with Jada, but she does what she says on the tin. If you want something specificâa certain height or body typeâit makes sense to go custom instead of rolling dice on random listings labeled âteenâ or âb cup.â
Would I do it again? Hmm, maybe not immediately...but I'm also not listing her on Craigslist anytime soon either.
And now she's part of the furniture hereâliterally blending into corners most days unless inspiration strikesâor boredom wins out over hesitation again.
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