Naomy: Jazz Singer Sex Doll
The Setup (And Why Iâm Writing This)
Listen, Iâm not exactly the type who thought heâd ever be explaining the ins and outsâliterallyâof a jazz singer sex doll to anyone. But here we are. You asked about Naomy, right? Thatâs the one: 5 feet 6 inches tall, black skin tone, C-cup, steel skeleton...the works. I guess Iâve seen enough questions floating around about ebony sex dolls that someone needs to just lay it out in plain English.
Iâll try to keep this casual, but honestly? Thereâs something weirdly exhausting about reviewing a life-sized silicone companion after a long day of actual work. Anyway.
Details You Actually Want
Naomy stands at 167 cm. Thatâs about 5â6â, which is taller than my little sister and almost as heavy as my old dog (74 lbs). Not light, but not impossible to move either. She looks like she could sing in some smoky clubâif she could move her lips by herself instead of me propping her up on the couch.
Her measurements are all over the product page: bust is 30 inches, under bust 23.6, waist 21.6, hips 33 inches. C-cup breasts (not too big or small), shoe size womenâs 6-6.5 if you care about dressing her up for whatever reason.
The three main âentry pointsâ (letâs call them that because it sounds less awkward) have their own stats too: vagina depth is 6.7 inches; anal is just barely shorter at 6.6; oral goes to about 5.1 inches before you hit resistance and start thinking too hard about what youâre doing with your life.
Movable Joints & Steel Skeleton â Not Quite Human
This part gets overlooked sometimes: Naomy has a steel skeleton with movable joints so you can pose her however you wantâor needâto get things comfortable or realistic-ish. Sometimes they creak though, especially if you havenât moved her legs in a while (which makes things feel more mechanical than sexy). Still, it beats those floppy dolls from years ago that would just collapse like overcooked spaghetti.
Hybrid material means she feels somewhere between soft and firmâa bit rubbery but not cold unless your room is freezing. Silicone holds heat pretty well once it warms up against your skin, which surprised me the first time.
Shipping & Packaging â The Waiting Game
Three to four weeks for delivery isnât fast by any stretch of imaginationâ2-3 weeks processing plus another week on the road or in customs limboâbut at least shipping is free worldwide and they donât slap âSEX DOLL INSIDE!â across the box or anything embarrassing like that.
That saidâŚwaiting almost a month for an oddly-shaped plain box makes you second guess what youâre doing every time you check tracking updates on your phone at work.
Living With Her (Sort Of)
Hereâs something people donât mention much: owning an ebony sex doll like Naomy isnât all wild nights and movie-montage romance scenes set to jazz music in your living room. Sometimes she just sits there looking vaguely judgmental when friends come over unexpectedly (âOh, uhâŚthatâsâŚart?â).
Cleaning takes longer than expected tooâespecially after using all three holesâand moving her around can be awkward if your place has stairs or tight corners (I banged her foot against my bookshelf once; still feel bad).
But yes: vaginal, anal and oral sex are all possible with this model if thatâs what matters most to you.
Unexpected Tangent About Shoes
Weirdly enoughâI spent way too much time figuring out womenâs shoe sizing just so I could buy boots for her online because bare feet started feeling uncanny after a while. Womenâs US size six fits best if anyone else cares about dressing their silicone jazz singer up for Halloween parties or whatever excuse makes sense at midnight when Amazon recommendations get weird.
One Small Contradiction
She looks young-ish but also oddly mature? Like someone who sings jazz standards but still gets carded buying wine coolers at CVSâthereâs something slightly off-balance there that either works for people or doesnât.
Sometimes I catch myself thinking maybe these proportions are more fantasy than realityâbut then again isnât that kind of the point?
Last Thoughts Before My Coffee Wears Off
If youâre considering Naomyâthe hybrid silicone jazz singer sex dollâyouâll get realism where it counts and some quirks along the way (steel joints arenât subtle). Delivery takes patience; discreet packaging keeps nosy neighbors out of your business; cleaning takes more effort than most admit publicly.
AnywayâI should probably go do laundry before this thing starts collecting dust again next to my guitar amp.
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