US In Stock - 162cm/5ft4 D-cup Medium Breast TPE Sex Doll #50
Trying to Actually Order a Full Body Sex Doll in the US (Yeah, Itās Weirdly Complicated)
You ever get that itchāno, not that oneāwhere you just want something straightforward? I mean, you see āUS in stockā plastered everywhere for these female sex dolls, especially this 162cm (5ā4"), D-cup, medium breast TPE sex doll (they call her #50), and it sounds easy. Click. Pay. Wait by the door like some sort of desperate raccoon. But nope.
Iāll be honest: I thought buying a full body sex doll would be like ordering pizza. Instead⦠thereās paperwork, weird payment portals, and about three too many emails from customer service trying to upsell me on wigs or whatever ājune new productsā theyāre pushing. They even have a raffle if you use a gift cardālike Iām at Chuck E. Cheese but with less dignity.
This oneās wheat color skin and black eyes were what caught my attention first (okay, fineāthe D-cup didnāt hurt). And yeah, the wig looked decent in photos. Not cheap Halloween store stuff.
āMedium Breastā Means Something Different When It Arrives
Hereās where things got interestingāand slightly annoying. The listing says āmedium breast sex doll,ā but⦠d-cup is not exactly what Iād call medium? Maybe Iām out of touch with sizing charts after years of seeing only screensavers and takeout menus.
When she showed up (heavy as sināover 45kg/99 lbs), I remember thinking: āDid they send me the wrong one?ā Nope. Thatās just how they size things now apparently.
Still, there was something oddly reassuring about that weight; it felt realāor at least not like those hollow plastic mannequins you see tossed behind department stores. If youāve ever handled an ebony sex doll before, you know some brands cut corners with materials to save on shipping or whatever excuse they give you when things feel off.
Details You Donāt See on Product Pages
Maybe this is just me being nitpicky after scrolling through every lady sex doll listing known to manābut TPE feels different than silicone in ways nobody really tells you until your package arrives and youāre awkwardly wrestling it out of the box at midnight so your neighbors donāt stare.
TPE has this warmth to itānot literal heat obviouslyābut something about the texture is softer than expected. Less cold-shower shock when your hand brushes against her leg by accident while moving her around (which happens more often than anyone admits).
The face sculpt (#50) isnāt wildly unique compared to other sy dolls Iāve seen but does look better in person than online pics suggestāwhich is rare enough these days that it deserves mentioning.
The Raffle Thing Is Oddly Addictive
I never cared much for raffles beforeāI always lose anywayābut using a gift card to enter their doll raffle felt kind of fun? Embarrassing maybe, but fun. Like scratching off lottery tickets except instead of $10 payouts you might win another full body sex doll or some random accessories nobody needs but everyone ends up hoarding anyway.
It distracted me from obsessing over delivery tracking numbers for at least half an hour which⦠honestly was worth it alone.
Not Everything Was Perfect (Far From It)
I should mention: lifting anything over 99 lbs up stairs sucks even when itās not shaped vaguely like a person staring blankly into space as you drag them by the ankles because thereās no dignified way to carry these things solo.
Alsoānot sure if this counts as a downsideāthe wig wasnāt attached well right out of the box; had to futz with bobby pins and curse under my breath for ten minutes before she looked presentable enough for⦠whatever people do with their sex dolls besides posing them fully dressed in a chair like an extra roommate who never pays rent or eats leftovers without asking first.
Sometimes You Just Want Things Simple
AnywayāI guess my point is: if you're looking for a US in stock TPE sex doll that's actually available now (not āships next month maybeā), this 162cm D-cup model will probably do the job without any wild surprisesāexcept maybe the weight and that slightly off wig situation. There are tons of options out thereāfrom ebony sex dolls to every skin tone imaginableābut most arenāt actually sitting in a warehouse ready to ship today.
If nothing elseāit made for an interesting weeknight story Iāll never tell my mom about. Or maybe I will someday, just not yetā¦
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